Daizy May
Ramblings of a Housewife
This is a fun little ditty that was emailed to me. These are definitely some of my favorite things.
Goofballs
I think these pictures speak for themselves
Okay maybe a small explanations. My kids are so silly, especially Christopher. I bought these masks for Abby at IKEA, and my older kids thought they were cool. So Christopher put the chicken mask on and went around the house clucking then Rachel chimed in with the cat mask. What a bunch of GOOFBALLS. Ramblings of a Housewife - Poem
You know that poem "There was an old Women" I'm always repeating that to my kids. So I decided to come up with my own version.
There was a young mother
who lived in the burbs.
She had four children
who got on her nerves.
She drove them to soccer
and football and dance.
Then she yelled at them sternly
to pick up their pants.
She gave them all baths
without any bubbles.
Then she ate some more chocolate
to relieve all her troubles.
She read them all stories
and tucked them in bed.
Then she whispered “I love you”
and kissed each head.
Now the kids are all sleeping
and the house is all quiet.
So now’s the perfect time
to go blow her diet.
This is dedicated to all the moms out there - Ann
Destructo Boy
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